its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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