Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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