i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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