Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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