Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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