doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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