I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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