It's like a parade of train wrecks.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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