even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Less talking, more tequila
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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