She is in my trunk
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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