is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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