Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize