we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
