this boner is exhausting
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Alive.
So much puke
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
