Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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