sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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