you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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