clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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