that's an acceptable place to lick
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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