Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yo dont text me then not text me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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