fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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