How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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