what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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