you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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