Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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