This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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