you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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