i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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