fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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