I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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