If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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