We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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