I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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