my shit smells like andre
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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