I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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