Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
farters have to be the big spoon...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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