I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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