I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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