Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!

(248): View more from Michigan

She can rap better than you any day

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(415): View more from California

I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games

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(517): View more from Michigan

Tell her she can't have a vagina

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me

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