either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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