How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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