Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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