hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i can't believe i had my finger in that
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
