I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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