four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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