I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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