the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
zippers are such a cool invention
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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