yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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