ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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