I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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