I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I will be naked everywhere
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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