escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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