The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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