That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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