guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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