I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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