But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize