So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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